Hello! Hello! To all you men out there!
Many have asked, “Pants just for women? That’s not fair!”
Well here’s our response. So listen up well.
If you like this idea, a great story you’ll tell.
See, a hard working man should not be shy,
To pull on our pants, and give ‘em a try.
You don’t need curves or well-rounded hips,
We’ve got a straight cut; they’ll bring a smile to your lips.
So line up fellas, now here’s your chance…
We’re finally gonna let you into our pants!